A Tribute to Things

I have decided that there are a lot of things in life that I really like...I mean I really enjoy. Unfortunately, as much as I enjoy these things, I neglect to pause, and be thankful. So right now I am going to take this moment to be thankful for: Downy Wrinkle Releaser, nice smelling candles, my crystal nail file, q-tips, my cell phone, pinatas (seriously, who doesn't love them), my ghetto razor scooter, acne medication, frozen dinners, coupons, wind chimes, my watch, remote controls, mp3 players, talk radio, deodorant, the ability to read, sidewalk chalk, Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts...